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The Center of Negativity comes to CRMI Langenthal. Information in English below.


Am 16. Oktober haben Sie die Möglichkeit, Ihre emotionalen Probleme, wiederkehrenden negativen Gedanken und Verhaltensmuster diplomieren zu lassen.

Wir bieten die kürzesten Studienprogramme der Welt an, die im Rahmen eines Zweiergespräches abgeschlossen werden können. Sie brauchen dem Komitee nur Ihre Qualifikationen und Erfahrungen im von Ihnen gewählten Bereich darzulegen. Die von Ihnen gegebenen Informationen werden selbstverständlich vertraulich behandelt.

Ein beliebter Studiengang in unserem Programm ist der Master of Arts in Depression (MAD). Der erfolgreiche Abschluss dieser Ausbildung wird zwar nicht von allen angestrebt, kann aber einen wichtigen Schritt in Ihrer Laufbahn darstellen. The Center of Negativity bietet auch alternative Programme an. Dazu gehört beispielsweise der Bachelor of Arts in Romanticising the Blues (BARB) oder in Avoiding Conflicts (BAAC). Zu Beginn des Gespräches schauen wir uns zusammen an, was am besten zu Ihnen passt. Andere, auf Sie genau zugeschnittene Studienoptionen sind ebenfalls möglich. So gab es beispielsweise erfolgreiche Abschlüsse in Escapism, Suppressing Anger oder Self-Castigation.

Ein Gespräch dauert in der Regel eine Stunde und kann auf Deutsch oder Englisch geführt werden. Reservieren Sie Ihren Slot an der Bar im Chrämerhuus oder mit einer Nachricht an thecenterofnegativity@protonmail.com
Kein Covid Zertifikat? Kein Problem. Wir können das Gespräch auch draussen führen.



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Diploma

The Center of Negativity offers the shortest study programs in the world: Diplomas can be obtained within the frame of one talk. Because we assume that you are already a practitioner, you will only need to present your qualification and knowledge to the examination committee.

The highest degree in our program is the Master of Arts in Depression (MAD). If you find yourself operating on other levels, The Center of Negativity also offers a wide range of alternatives, like the Bachelor of Arts in Romanticising the Blues (BARB) or in Avoiding Conflicts (BAAC). During the examination talk, we find out what suits you best. Maybe what is missing on your path is a Professional Blamer (PB) certificate.



Timeslots

Day Timeslot Availability
Saturday 16 October 11:30 - 12:30 free
13:30 - 14:30 free
15:00 - 16:00 free
16:30 - 17:30 free
18:00 - 19:00 free
20:00 - 21:00 free
21:30 - 22:30 free


If you want to sign up for a talk, please send an e-mail indicating your preferred timeslot to:
thecenterofnegativity@protonmail.com

Scroll down to see who graduated so far or click here to find other protocols.



Graduates

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Other Protocols

Agreement

Agreement is a one-on-one talk about feelings. The conversation builds the fundament of relating to each other by speaking out what “we agree on”. This includes the setting and the mode of the conversation as well as ideas, perceptions and states of being that are present to both. The talk revolves around these agreements and as it unfolds, we might dismiss some of them or add new ones. In the end of a session, we revisit all the agreements.

Can we agree that we sit on a carpet or lay on the floor? Can we agree that the windows are open or the curtains are closed? Can we agree that we talk about feelings?

Portfolio

Our talk is based on a list of dark emotions, that were most present in my life as an artist and have led me to make a lot of artworks. You choose the two of them which are most present in your life and we exchange our experiences. A motivation letter will be issued.

Job Interview

You apply to work in The Center of Negativity. The job interview is conducted in intervals of talk and silence, which we will first have to define. A letter of recommendation will be issued.